Total Medals Earned: 225 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,780 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Game completed
Complete game in 150 years or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/310 points)
Die with heart in your eyes.
Collect all bits.
Beat the game.
Beat the game in less than 10 minutes.
Don't die.
Collect all bits, beat the game in less than 10 minutes and don't die.
Medals Earned: 3/27 (20/500 points)
Learn from the Spirit of Body Elevation
Find an easy treasure.
Find a....certainly unique treasure.
Find a readable treasure.
Find a lady's treasure
Collect every coin in the Airship Coin Race
Collect every coin in the Cave Coin Race
Find the treasure of the village.
Find a not very well hidden treasure.
Find a delicious treasure.
Find a design-printing treasure.
Find a gnomic treasure.
Learn from the Spirit of Body Levitation
Learn from the Spirit of Incomplete Fist
Find a rare yet slightly familiar treasure.
Find the treasure on the Gnome Airship
Find the treasure on the waterfall
Collect every coin in the Tree Coin Race
Collect every coin in the Waterfall Coin Race
Find a bored treasure.
Find a very carefully hidden treasure.
Find a sparkly, sharp treasure.
Find an incredibly well hidden treasure.
Finish the game.
Find every treasure in the game.
Medals Earned: 6/20 (60/500 points)
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/330 points)
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 3/16 (40/345 points)
Don't touch anything for 10 seconds
Get hit 10 times in one round without a shield in one round
Travel 50 miles in one trip
View gifts
Collect 2000 pounds of chocolate
Last 10 seconds while you're out of fuel
Travel up as high as possible
Get 10 fuel tanks in one round
Kill 50 enemies in one round
Travel 100 miles in one trip
Start the game as a girl
Upgrade the chocolate drop rate to maximum
Buy the biggest gift
Buy everything in the store
Play a total of 5 hours
Medals Earned: 3/8 (150/500 points)
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/375 points)
Beat half of the game
Beat the whole game.
Beat the game with no restarts
Beat the game in under 500 moves
Beat the game in under 8 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)